Whore threat levels

SEX SEX SEX. It seems that its everywhere you look these days. We as humans are a very peculiar group when it comes to that. We are the only species that will mate just for pleasure and not solely for producing offspring. Every single animal in the animal kingdom only mates to reproduce. Except dolphins. I knew something was wrong with those squeeky aquatic motherfuckers when they jump out the water for no fuckin reason. Being the fact that we have sex for pleasure makes us a promiscuous species. And where you have promiscuity you have whores.

This may sound juvenile but at the end of the day all women are whores. It starts the moment she gets her first period. This is a scientifically proven fact. This is not a bad thing. There are different levels of whores. Why is it when a group of men get together and form a stand against women they are called misogynist? But when women form together against men they call it empowerment. What a crazy world we live in. Being the fact that I'm about enlightenment and delivering lucrative information to the streets I will explain the many different levels of whores.

White

Now here is your entry level whore. In This level a woman has never had actual sex but maybe engaged in minor activities at most. Chicks usually begin this stage in high school but move on to the next level at least by graduation. White level whores could never make a man happy.

Yellow

The next level on the whore chart is yellow. Women who are in the yellow threat level only has had a few partners. Not to exceed 5. This is what I would call wifey material. Yellow level whores love to go out and drink, socialize, and have a good time, but all in moderation. They keep it sexy, but yet classy. They enjoy listening to music but keep the volume at minimal levels. They read non fiction novels and usually have wifi.

Orange

Now this is when shit starts to get a little out of hand but cannot be detected by the untrained eye. Orange level whores usually have a kid but are not with the baby daddy and is enjoying her new found freedom. They will cheat on their man if they think another dude is cute. Orange level whores do not mind being hoes just as long as nobody finds out. They had an STD at least one time and fight in clubs. They are really fun to kick it with and will give up the buns fairly easy. They usually post club pics as their profile pics and many are self proclaimed internet models. Orange level whores will call upon red level whores when they are fighting with their man to go out and have a good time but still look down upon the red level whores actions. They are not wifey material, but some dudes cuff them anyways. Play at your own risk.

Red

She cannot be trusted. Red level whores have no regard for human life. They do not last in a relationship for longer than a year and usually cheat within the first month. They know they are frowned upon by society and look to Marilyn Monroe for inspiration. They know the price of everything off the McDonalds menu including tax and do not own picture frames and flower vases. They do not use their real name on Facebook and are still undecided on what to be when they wanna grow up even though they are almost 30. If she has an apartment with no furnishings she is a red level whore.

Black

This is the point of no return. There is no saving her. Getting high and drunk is no longer a weekend thing. Its everyday. She has gucci mane in her CD player and is rolling blunts in the morning before the milk has even splashed on her apple jacks. Her spelling is an atrocity and she usually has a felony. She does not remember how many dudes she slept with and never went back for her HIV results. She will never own the keys to a happy home.


I hope this blog helped gain you the reader a little bit more information on the term whore and its characteristics. Like always I'd love to stay and chat some more but its getting late, school is about to close, and I gotta ride thru Dearborn with a clean Cadillac that has illegal tint and the 40 cal is on me. Y'all be cool how y'all be cool and until next time. Oh and remember, if she pays for her own photo shoot shes definitely a hoe. I'm out