Whore foods and toppings

Whats up ladies and gentlemen sorry to keep many of you all in suspense on when my next blog will slither out in the world of the dot coms. Its hard out here for a pimp espically when you have DTE bills and illegal tint. Now I'm sure many of you heard the expression "never judge a book by its cover". This is indeed true, but its not the case when it comes to ones eating habits. Judge a woman by the foods she eats. I know this sounds juvenile but its the truth. There is no better way a man can seperate a goddess from a whore than the meal sitting in front of her. A goddess would not dare to pollute their temple with such filth. Whores will eat anything in their grasp.

Being the fact that I'm all about enlightenment and delivering positive lucrative information to the streets I will show you several foods that never should be allowed to enter a womans body that you plan on actually starting a future with. If your woman consumes any of these products drop everything, and run immediately.

Taco Bell
First on the list is Taco Bell. No woman with any self respect would sit there and politely unwrap several tacos and slowly take a bite, and attempt to digest. Any woman who consumes anything off the Taco Bell menu owns a vagina that should under no circumstances be eatin.

Ramen noodles
Yes I said it. Ramen noodles. I mean many of us grew up on these delicate noodles but c'mon lets be real here. She did not even have enough class to buy the noodles in a cup. One bite of this and your day will be full of pure struggle and turmoil. Any woman whos dines on these will most likely never see herself in a wedding dress.

Do not be fooled here. Just because its filled notes of fresh apples, plump raisins, juicy cranberries and brown sugar does not hide the fact that its a whore food. It is still from McDonalds. It is made in the same vicinity as an egg mcmuffin. Chicks who want to pretend that their eating healthy usually order these.

Any chick that can sit there and eat a whole bag of these cannot be trusted b. Whenever you see a chick in public eat these pay close attention on how untrustworthy she looks.

Pineapple pizza
Now this is a meal only terrorist and sex offenders could enjoy. What kinda diabolical human being are you to sit there and destroy a perfectly created pizza. Do you think Kevin McCallister could of fought off two grown armed robbers with intricate booby traps and schemes in home alone if he ate pizza with pineapples on it? Fuck no b. It would of clouded his thoughts and visions

Chilidog
No respectable woman with a medical, dental, and vision plan would put this in their body. This is the meal of a underachiever

Taco Truck
The first thing that comes to mind when I see a chick eat at a taco truck is eviction notices, multiple baby daddies, STD'S,and collection notices. If you call this dinner you will never see greener pastures. Your food is made within close proximity of motor oil and transmission fluid.

Now this is the epitome of epic microwavable struggle. Any chick would sit there and actually wait 3 long hard min for this struggle of a meal to be ready will cheat on you as soon as you step one foot out the door to go into work.

Now this is just pure struggle and poverty in a bun. Even McDonalds knows this which is why they only bring it out for a limited time. The USDA does not even recognize this as a form of meat. If you see her putting one in her mouth you can legally punch her in the chest and will not get prosecuted.

Now there any several other foods that make the list but I just wanted to bring the main ones to the forefront. If you see your lady consume any of these meals run in the oppisite direction. Now I'm late for class so I gotta dip. Yall be cool how yall be cool oh and remember, if she has multiple chat windows open she might be a hoe. I'm out