Warning. If you have been cheated on and is still in an ongoing relationship with that person reading this specific blog may turn your bedroom into fuckin Armageddon. Read at your own risk. This is my disclaimer.
Cheating. We all have fallen victim to this heinous act at some point or another either from the victim or the culprit standpoint. Now days I have noticed that a lot of relationships suffered a blow from infidelity. In most cases more than one occasion. I'm not talking about those inappropriate flirting text messages and trading a couple of nude pics while your significant other goes to the kitchen to get a glass of tang. I'm talking some Joey Greco cheaters uncensensored type of shit. Some people once they found out they been cheated on they end the relationship right then and there. I applaud you. But the thing that disturbs me the most is that many take the scolding and then try to sweep in under the rug like nothing happened in hopes that the relationship can go back to normal. You gotta be fuckin kidding me b. I don't think they realize what cheating is and what actually goes down. I don't give a fuck what nobody says b and this is not up for debate, if someone cheats on you they do NOT love you. Aint no fuckin way. Well they might love you but they are not in love with you. Huge difference. Any who's being the fact that I'm all about enlightenment and delivering lucrative information to the streets I'm going to explain to you in detail what is happening when your "boo" is cheating on you....
When she cheats on you. She has had her eye on this man for quite some time now ( just a few days or hours for you red level whores). They exchange small talk at first. He easily makes passes at her and she is always receptive and welcoming of it. They gladly exchange numbers but she explains to him that she is in a relationship so it cannot be a free for all. There are rules that must be obeyed. Never call during evening hours, shy away from social networks, and things of that nature. While you are at work busting your ass to take her out on your next pay check she is at her job sending this nigga text messages. Words like I can't wait to see you, I'm thinking about you are being smeared all over his message inbox. The thought of him has her feeling peaches and in a uplifting state. She is dressing sexier and sending him pictures of her in the new dress you gave her money for. She cannot take it anymore. He is saying all the right things to her and she wants to find out for herself. She has decided to do the unthinkable and take it all the way with him. The time has come. She has been thinking of this excuse for quite some time now. She has it planned out to a T. "Hey babe me and the girls are going to go out tonight I really need a break". Like a good man you are you are totally understanding in her need to unwind and totally support the event. You wish her a good time and to be safe. Now she is on her way. She stops at the gas station to fill up and to grab a few things. Gum, a pack of cigarettes, and a Fiji water. Could this be a mistake? Maybe she is not thinking clearly and is confused. You call her cell phone, and she looks at your caller id pic and hits ignore. Mistake? Fuck no she knows exactly what she is doing. She cuts the phone off so there won't be any further interruptions. The night is hers. The anticipation is killing her. She is already wet and is adjusting her panties while she drive. She now arrives at his house. He opens the door for her and she glides in. Her appearance is glowing and the smell of her freshly applied perfume fills the room. He offers her a drink and they chat for a min. But she has no time to spare. They both know why she is there. They begin to kiss. The same lips you touch in the morning before you go to work are now on his. They massage their tongues with each others. Her panties are now soaked. They go to the bedroom and begin to undress. By now he has a couple of fingers in her. He gently rubs her clit and massages her g spot until orgasims and squirts all over his 1000 thread count sheets. While she is laying on her back he puts his dick right by her face. She knows what time it is. She begins sucking on it like the secret to all lifes questions lies in his semen. This is the same mouth she uses to kiss your kids and kisses you when you get home from a long hard day at work. He slides on the condom while her legs are spread eagle and he puts in in. She is screaming in pleasure. You are totally non existent at this point. He ask's her who's pussy is this and she replies without hesitation "it's yours baby". After about 45 min of straight thrashing (15 if he is a corny nigga) they are now finished. She lays on him naked with her head on his chest embracing the moment. They bask in the ambiance for a little while longer then comes the time for her to leave. She slowly gets dressed smiling the entire time. She gives him one last kiss and heads out the door. The whole ride home she is on the phone with her best friends telling them everything. The same best friends that come over to your house and wish you happy birthday on your Facebook wall. They know everything while your at home playing call of duty looking for the Gatling gun. She turns her phone back on then calls you saying " hey what are you doing".....
When he cheats on you. Now this ain't like when a woman cheats on a man because something is missing, the relationship is not going right, or she is confused on what she wants. He is horny and does not give a fuck. The opportunity presented itself so he will capitalize. She has dropped all the hints. She knows that you two are in a relationship so she was extra careful in sending out the signals. Once he bite the bait it was over. He had it made up in his mind when he first meet her that he wanted to fuck. While you are at home watching mob wives this nigga is slithering thru these cold streets. You call his phone because you are lonely a would like some take out, some wine, and enjoy each others company. The phone rings, no answer. He lets it ring because sending it to voicemail would raise suspicion. After your call did not go thru he picks up the phone and calls his boys or his best friend to update him on the situation and potentially set up an alibi. He goes to the gas station to pick up a 3 pack of magnums and a red bull. He can't use the ones he already has because you know exactly how many are in the box. She pulls up to his house parking a little ways down the street to not be extra obvious. I mean he can't take any chances right. She comes in and makes herself completely at home. He doesnt even bother to hide the multiple picture frames on his entertainment center.She kicks her shoes off and relaxes her freshly manicured feet on his $500 rug. He goes to the kitchen to get her something to drink. She uses the same glass that he offered you on multiple occasions. The way she prances around in her tight dress that looks way better on her than it does you excites the fuck outta him. As they sit there and talk the thought of the upcoming events is all that is on his mind. The thought of her replacing you has crossed him at least once or twice. But he will cross that bridge when he gets there. It's time to get shit poppin. They start making out intensely. She unbuckles his belt and grabs his package. The same belt you bought him for Christmas as part of a gift set that took you hours to find in that crowded mall. He wants her so bad that they don't even go to the room. The couch is good enough. He pulls her panties off with his fuckin teeth. He sucks on her clit like he's eating the sugar crumbs in the bottom of the cereal bag. He touches in amazement her perfectly implanted breast as they don't sag like yours. Her toned legs are wrapped around him tightly. While she is at the gym you are in line a Tim Hortons getting a double double. After he puts the condom on its straight business from there on out. Half way thru something comes over him. He loses all train of thought and common sense. He takes the condom off. Ain't no telling where this filthy whore has been and now he is in her walls raw like a salmon roll at the sushi spot. Now this is not like when he has sex with u. He actually enjoys this and has doubled his standard time. He is blowing her vagina to smithereens. He pulls out and bust right on her back. He they lay there and catch their breath. Sweat and juices are on the couch. The same couch where y'all have movie nights and where he first uttered the words I love u at. As she leaves they hug and go their separate ways. Unlike when she cheats on him he is not worried about calling you. That can wait to the next day. He smokes a cigarette then heads for the shower. He has a long day tomorrow. You two are going shopping then its off to dinner and a movie. After all it is your birthday.....
Now this is what a typical cheat session may look like. Sometimes they are even worse especially if your significant other has secret fantasies that you don't even know about. But hey it's cool love conquers all right even tho he found her g spot on the first attempt and she swallowed his DNA. Oh well what do I know. I'm just a nerd at the cool table with apple products and high ceilings who's only purpose on the internet is make beautiful exotic chicks with pretty feet laugh and tell their co workers about me. Oh well I'm about to watch Killa Season and make this top secret grape drink that I'm not allowed to speak of. Thank you baby ;) Oh well y'all be cool how y'all be cool. Oh and remember, if he left you all alone in bed to stand in line for some Jordan's then it's ok to cheat on him. I'm out
