Tuesday, December 21, 2010

Social Networks Fuck up Good Memories

Remember that girl back in highschool that was simple ravishing? Her beauty was so impeccable the very sight of her would be imprinted in your thoughts for days. Ahhhhh the good old days.If only you could lay eyes upon them once again. Well thanks to great technological advances such as social networking reuniting with former relics are made possible. Becare what you wish for is truly a understatement right about now. As your typing away their name in hopes of a match your emotions are running high. The old memories are playing repeatedly in your head. You even pause to think if a friendly lunch encounter would be possible? After all we are all adults now and that wouldnt be a problem. Plus you have done well for yourself in these past years so a little showing off would be almost a little triumphant for the shy kid from school. Here goes you found match! The picture is loading...............WTF! This cant be her! You look through her pictures a little closer and your worst fears are now a reality. Your dream girl is now fat as fuck! How could this have happened! Well there goes all your sweet memories from the past that you held on for so long. What was then a goddess is now a fullback for the Detroit Lions. I just wanna say thank you social networking for totally fucking up my most dear childhood infatuated memories. Ugh. There is a plus side though. Most of the ugly chicks are now very beautiful. How the tables have turned lol

4 comments:

  1. OMFG U R TRULY A PIECE OF WORK, IS THIS A PERSONAL STORY OF URS LMFAO???

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  2. Just have to let u know that this is the reason I added you! I was on a friends fb and came across your status and said I <3 what this guys write and I need a little something different to look at on my news feed! Love it keep them coming ;)

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  3. lol thanks nicole I wont let u down. Stephanie it might b.....lol

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  4. nigga this shit is fucking true man lmfao

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